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- —Doctor Hax
The Gmod Idiot Box is a machinima series created by DasBoSchitt. The series is largely inspired by The Idiots of Garry's Mod, and was released a few months afterwards. But unlike IOGM, which relied on random humor, this series contains scripted and planned skits largely similar to Robot Chicken and MADtv. The series has been well-received by viewers, and the first episode has currently over five million views.
The series launched 12 episodes. DasBoSchitt plans more episodes
Dr. Hax was created by Dr. Breen as the ultimate countermeasure to the damage caused by the year of the hacking outbreak. Still, many citizens including Chuckles continue to hack to this day and Dr. Hax is always there to stop them. Created to look exactly like Dr. Breen, Hax was given a giant head so everyone will remember Breen's face ... a reminder of who they're dealing with in the city and that he is always watching them. Granting admin privileges to the world around them to combat hackers easier, Breen even armed Dr. Hax with what was known as "LUA Monitors." These monitors were modeled after large, heavy CRT monitors, which are incredibly accurate and hurt like all hell when they hit. They are also designed to restore the default settings of their target, returning anything out of the ordinary back to normal on impact. Telekenetic launching is the method of which these monitors travel, often summoning monitors into being, or simply launching a monitor from nearby after it's coded manually by Dr. Hax once he has control of it. Sometimes however, Dr. Hax is quick to jump the gun and wrongfully accuse someone of hacking when it seems "too good to be true." A good example of this was when a fight broke out between #1 and Das Bo Schitt in the Evocity streets. He noticed #1's wielding of a full sized car and called hax upon him, only to be knocked out by the flying car, which was thrown by ultimately legitimate means, as #1's strength is still something to be feared. He also had a cameo in one of Kitty0706's Comedy Video, Moments with Heavy: Heavy Goes Bowling and Half-Retarded: Episode 1.
During the hacking epidemic in the city, many machines, including the ones in Dr. Kleiner's lab were suffering breakdowns and sometimes even explosions. This was due to the fact that the serious amount of hacking around the city created rips in the fabric of reality, creating an unstable fusion of reality and fiction in the form of data. This rogue data appear in the form of what was best described as "nonsense" appearing out of nowhere. While Dr. Kleiner was watching the 1994 Jim Carrey film Dumb and Dumber on his lab computer, a nearby hack cause a rip that became so severe, the computer exploded in his face, causing a fusion of Kleiner and the fictional movie. Thus, UberKleiner was created and though Dr. Kleiner was never hurt from the incident, UberKleiner lives on through the rips in reality, appearing at extremely random moments to share with everyone ... the most annoying sound in the world. The lazer cannon blasts during such a sound still has yet to be even explained, but then, no one has been able to make sense of what comes of these rips in reality. The model of him were used as Kitty0706's character: Mr.Higglesworth.
The result of the resistance science team's attempt to create an advanced teleportation rift. When a lab cat was sent through the rift as the first teleportation experiment, it never came through to the other side and was lost. A week later, sightings of a feline with the same description as the one in Kleiner's lab, showed up in an abandoned home along the coast. Rumor had it, the cat was able to defy the laws of gravity and had un-explainable, dangerous powers at it's disposal, but only when it was un-amused. Since then, the quest to amuse the cat was on, just to see if it would bring good to the ones that amused it. Unfortunately, a man in a purple suit stepped forward in an attempt to satisfy the feline with a number of horrible dance moves. The man failed and the one they called "Gravity Cat" escaped, blowing away everything in his path. He eventually found his way back to Kleiner's lab late at night and caused terrible damage. To this day, Barney still struggles with nightmares of the Gravity Cat, even though he was already long gone after exacting its revenge. One can only assume that the abrupt arrival of Gravity Cat sightings means that it too travels through the rips in reality, much like UberKleiner.
L4D Survivors Edit
- "Pills Here!"
Louis is well-known in the series through his obsession with pain pills, a characteristic seen in other machinimas involving him.
He was first featured in the second episode, who gets beaten by #1 a few times when he tries to grab a bottle of pills in the park bench. When Francis insults him, he goes crazy and kicks him in the groin, causing him to fly upwards.
In the third episode, he appears chasing an electric cart, which has pills in it.
In the fourth episode, when Bill throws a pill bomb at the zombies, Louis then goes to the pills and loses his head, but survives. When two headcrabs latch themselves on the their heads, Louis then saves Bill by shooting the headcrab on his head; unluckily, Bill loses his head, making them both headless.
In the fifth episode, he shouts for pills before beating up four people demanding pills from their victim. He then growls at the owner of the pills.
In the sixth episode, he tells the two Francis clones that stairs are a good workout in order to find out which is the real Francis. The other Francis then gets shot by Louis with a handgun (which he has figured out the real Francis as one of them is a spy in disguise). The real Francis, who hates stairs, says later that his hate for Louis is the reason to kill him.
In the seventh episode, he and the other Survivors laugh at a Boomer who pukes out of range, but later, the Boomer covers them in bile.
In the eighth episode, he gets beaten up by Ellis, with Francis escaping from the latter.
Zoey has a calm and normal personality, but, like most of the other Survivors, she is sometimes annoyed with Francis' sarcastic (and bad) antics. She first appeared in the second episode, where a Blue Soldier told Zoey that the briefcase she is holding is his. But however, Francis then falls on the Soldier, killing him. Francis then takes the briefcase after Zoey thanked him.
In the third episode, she gets outside a warehouse getting a fresh air but soon gets vomited by a Boomer, to whom she vomits back.
In the seventh episode, she tries to make a nearby Witch happy by giving her a snowcone, but Francis then interrupts by opening a door, startling the Witch who later attacks her. Later, she and the other Survivors laugh at a Boomer who pukes out of range, but later, the Boomer covers them in bile.
In the eighth episode, she sees copy papers and then gets happy with having found the pile before Ellis beats her up while chasing Francis.
Bill has been portrayed to show negative traits against Francis, especially when the latter goes to beat up the Count. He first appears in the fourth episode, where he throws his pain pills (which is actually a bomb) against a group of zombies. But Louis, obsessed with pills, falls for them and loses his head. Bill, thinking Louis is dead, is shocked to see Louis alive but headless. Later, he loses his head to a headcrab which is shot by Louis.
In the fifth episode, Bill (with the three other survivors) spot a Boomer, which a Gears of War Boomer kills them with his RPG. He is later annoyed at Francis' crazy antics when he finds him beating up the Count on television.
In the sixth episode, he is in the cinema with Francis but both are killed by the Gravity Cat's noxious smoke.
In the eighth episode, he helps Francis beat Ellis by throwing Renamon on him, then humps on him and dies. But after that, when he asks to Ellis to spare a health kit, Ellis refuses, and Bill kills him instead.
In the eighth episode, Francis pokes him with his shotgun to get his "ass" back up here. When he does, he smiles and goes crazy, with a "wububu" sound, and later he beats up Louis before chasing Francis. When Zoey sees a pile of copy paper and dances in happiness while she carries it, Ellis beats her up. When Ellis gets in front of Francis when he tries to escape through the door, Bill then breaks the door, throws Ellis away, and throws Renamon at him. Left for dead by Francis and Bill, he smiles at the end of the clip.
When Bill later asks him if he can spare a health kit for him, he declines and Bill shoots him in the head with a shotgun.
He first appeared in the ninth episode of Gmod Idiot Box.
In the episode, he met a Jockey who was too short to get to the carnival and wanted his help. Coach refuses due to only having $30. The Jockey later rides Coach to the carnival and uses the money to buy a balloon and play some carnival games. In the final part of the skit, they later enters a ride which cost $10(in which Coach has only $9 left). The Jockey gets off Coach and rides Rochelle, who has $1000 to get to the ride.
In the other skit of the episode, Coach gets behind a building. He opens his zipper and tries to urinate on the wall. When he does it, the flame blows away the building wall and turned Nick (who was sitting while using a computer) into a corpse. Nick said that if Coach does it again, he will bury him alive. Coach then blows another flame blast, which destroys the building. The last frame shows Coach's arm sticking out of the ground with his middle finger raised.
He made his first and minor appearance in Episode 9.
In Episode 9, he was using a computer. When Coach was trying to urinate, he made a massive flame blast to the building wall and turned Nick into a corpse. He said that if Coach does it again, he will bury him alive but Coach made another flame blast which destroyed the whole building, and the next scene shows Coach burried alive with his hand sticking out showing the middle finger.
She also made her first and minor appearance in Episode 9.
When she was in a line for the ride, she then met a Jockey, who was riding Coach throughout the carnival. When Coach has only $9, the Jockey later rides Rochelle and gets to the ride. She was later hit by a bumper car.
He is featured in a skit series called Pet Peeves, where he solves problems the aggressive way.
In the fourth episode, he goes into a fit of rage after finding his favorite drink is gone from the fridge and violently attacks the people that took it.
In the fifth episode, two women in the supermarket are talking, and they block Grigori's way. He uses his toolgun on a woman's shopping cart and installs a rocket thruster. The cart, as well as the woman holding it, is sent flying away, Grigori and is able to cross--while causing panic at the same time.
In the sixth episode, when a car takes two parking spaces, Grigori becomes mad that he can't park so he places a zombie in the improperly-parked car. His plan succeeds when the illegal driver crashes in a river, but a damaged car crushes him from above.
Team Fortress 2 charactersEdit
The Heavy has been shown several times in the series, and is a recurring character. His obsession with Sandviches and unusual behavior sometimes attracts attention.
In the first episode, his first scene shows him driving a locomotive and pushing Master Chief into a deep hole after responding to a help request from his Soldier teammate. In his next scene, he gets attacked by babies. He then wants Sniper's help but a baby backstabs the Sniper instead (akin to a Spy) so a Pyro tries to help him by using his flamethrower, burning (ironically saving) him. The Pyro, however, is attacked later.
In the fourth episode, he sits on a ball. When a guy as how much it cost, he says it is $400,000. When the guys pops the ball that he's sitting at, Heavy then kills him with his Minigun.
In the fifth episode, he is seen walking and jumping to a dumpster where he finds a Sandvich. When a BLU Demoman accidentally hits his face, he gets angry and instead eats his aggressor. He is also portrayed as a machine in Quick Draw Heavy. Alyx tries to beat him, but Heavy beats her thrice.
In the seventh episode, he is seen in the Meet the Spy Abridged skit eating a Sandvich that turns out to be a RED Spy with a Sandvich head in disguise. When the team looks at him, he still eats it, oblivious to the fact that the Sandvich is a head.
In the eighth episode, he is driving his copter with a razor, killing the RED Scout, after which he says "Ah, this is bad!"
In the eleventh episode, he blinks his eyes, a Sandvich is shot at and hits his head, and he spins around on the floor in a wide loop.
The Soldier has also appeared in the series, although to a lesser extent than the Heavy. The BLU and RED Soldier appear.
In the first episode, his first scene shows him trying to kick Master Chief in the nuts; however, he breaks his legs in doing so.
In the second episode, he demands from Zoey a briefcase that is later stolen by Francis after the latter falls on him.
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Louis is walking in the park in City 17 when he notices a bottle of pain pills on the park bench. As he grabs it, however, #1 suddenly appears and hits him hard in the back with the baton. #1 suddenly notices the time being 5:55, and, knowing he would be late for his favorite show, The Gmod Idiot Box, he tells Louis to leave and runs off. 1 then storms the apartment, kicking the door which knocks out the bystander, and all the occupants are kicked out. #1 later takes a seat as the show begins.
"Gravity Cat not Amused"Edit
Five bystanders stand near a dilapidated house while inside the house, the G-man silently stands in front of a cat sitting on a sofa. In an attempt to amuse it, he dances to the tune of Du Hast playing on the radio, however, the cat (revealed to be the Gravity Cat) is not amused. The G-man, looking at it confusingly, gets thrown through the window by Gravity cat.
Meanwhile, the Gravity Cat breaks through the window on the top floor and floats above the bystanders. The five, astounded, gaze at the floating cat, who later drops hunter chopper mines that knock the bystanders out, to the tune of Miracle.
Dr. Kleiner approaches a vending machine and wants to take a drink, but after dropping a coin and pressing the correct buttons, no drink drops. As he kicks the vending machine in an attempt to drop the drink, the machine, being loaded with too much drinks, shoots a flurry of drinks at Dr. Kleiner.
In a scene based on a scene from Falling Down, a guy (portrayed by a G-man) decides to order breakfast and requests it from the cashier, but the latter apologizes for not being able to provide what the customer wants. The customer reveals his gun, surprising the other dining customers and tells the panicking people to calm down. In an accident, however, he pulls the trigger and everyone is killed. Calming down, the customer asks for his lunch, but the headless cashier gives him the finger from another customer instead.
Everybody Loves Francis - Skit 1 - Part 1: InsultsEdit
Louis, insulted by Francis who says that he looks like "shit", goes crazy and knocks Francis in the groin and sends him skyward.
Silent Hill: Homecoming - In 30 SecondsEdit
Alex opens a door and sees his brother, Josh at the floor. He then stands up and runs away from him, the latter trying to chase him all over the place, with the Benny Hill theme playing. He sees Josh on a window and throws a melon and then jumps to the window but eventually falls down to Josh. He then tells him to "fucking run!"
A Dr Breen/Hax sees a dead person on the ground with a seizure kit. He then puts on his sunglasses, calling the dead man a faggot, and then drives an airboat (a reference from the boat part from CSI: Miami's theme song).
Everybody Loves Francis - Skit 1 - Part 2: Soldier Demands Zoey the BriefcaseEdit
A BLU Soldier demands from Zoey a briefcase the latter is holding, as the former declares the briefcase is "his". Suddenly, Francis falls from the sky and lands on the BLU Soldier, killing the latter. Although Zoey praises Francis' attributes, he later steals the briefcase. The whole skit is revealed to be Everybody Loves Francis.
A brief commercial shows a Head-on advertisment with Eli bearing a medkit on his head while the "Head-on: Apply directly to the forehead" (like in disaster movie) line is said twice. It sponsors the previous skit.
Kleiner vs. MagnussonEdit
While Dr. Kleiner and Dr. Magnusson beat each other up, Eli stands nearby and discusses something to Alyx. After Kleiner "teabags" Magnusson, the latter passes gas that causes the former to explode, amusing him to the point of yelling "lift-off".
While Alyx is seen humping a picture of Eli (her father) herself and her mother, Bill emerges from an Aperture Science incinerator and says "mother-humper".
It's a TrapEdit
The G-man finds a present under a dumpster, which is in fact a set trap. As he solves the puzzle, a Combine Soldier pulls the rope, but he fails when the dumpster is catapulted towards him.
"Especially Against Living Things!"Edit
The quotes in the skit comes from the original Resident Evil, and one of the most famous quotes of the game.
The same pair from the skit in the first episode appear again, this time, the man is finding a back door. While trying to separate, the man gives his partner something that is in fact a weapon he has found earlier which is very powerful, "especially for living things" and that she should bring it along. Although concerned for him, the woman finds the man holding the same object from the first episode; the man says that it is a "monster", and the object's powers knock the woman out in the "Shoop da woop" fashion.
Pyramid Head vs. Dr. HaxEdit
Dr. Hax again points his finger at another hacking PC gamer, but before he can summon a monitor, a spear stabs the hacker in the head through the computer screen. Dr. Hax then notices Pyramid Head in front of another computer, holding the spear. In a rage, Dr. Hax points at Pyramid Head and yells "They took my job!" While his "friends" offscreen avenge him by throwing monitors all over Pyramid Head shouting "They took his job"!
This scene is a play on South Park.
Credits and Post-creditsEdit
During the credits, a BioShock Big Daddy ragdoll is shown to kill many bystanding NPCs to the song "Beyond the sea".
A final scene comes from Family Guy: a teacher showing a girl answering a math problem and then at the end he says "HAX!".
#1 Subscribes to DasBoSchittEdit
While watching the previous episode on his computer, #1 subscribes to the creator, DasBoSchitt's YouTube channel. The next day, however, he finds out that DasBoSchitt has not published new videos yet. In his fury, he thrashes around, knocking the computer off, and leaves, angrily hacking innocent people to death.
Later, DasBoSchitt is seen driving home from work, but in the middle of the road, a Combine APC rams his car, and #1 holds him at gunpoint, who forces him to make the next episode.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: Abridged VersionEdit
In a scene parodying The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Lucy, the girl, discovers the wardrobe, but instead, the wardrobe falls down on top of her and the movie credits rolling after showing the viewer spilled blood around the wardrobe.
The BLU Spy, peeking from behind a wall, enters a room with a "No Pissing" sign. Looking around him, he ignores and defies the sign instead, however, a sapper attaches itself to the Spy's groin. The BLU Engineer appears, telling the spy "not to touch the darn thing", and the sapper breaks.
The Shoe DiscussionEdit
Two people are sitting on a bench parodying a scene from Forrest Gump, with Gump ranting about shoes to the other. Meanwhile, a headcrab lurks behind them, and the other person unwittingly places the headcrab on his head, turning him into a zombie. The zombie, moaning, tries to place the headcrab that has latched on to him on the head of Gump.
Zoey, leaving a room to get some fresh air, is spat on by a Boomer, which Zoey spits vomit back at.
I Like TurtlesEdit
A very short scene shows a kid that says "I like turtles". See Zombie Kid Likes Turtles
The BLU Scout is dancing to the tune of Crazy Loop on stage in front of an audience. A watching RED Heavy, with thumb out, flexes his index and middle fingers, and his hand formation creates a taunt kill that knocks the Scout dead.
Metal Gear SolidEdit
In a scene similar to Metal Gear Solid, Otacon and Snake discuss about plans to access Baker's private files, to which Snake asks if a password would be required. After asking him if he is a hacker, Otacon leaves Snake, with Dr. Hax coming in. Before Snake can continue talking to himself on the television static, Dr. Hax yells his usual expression, giving Snake "the creeps".
The Angry German KidEdit
An Angry German Kid is facing his computer monitor and making mad noises which involves trashing the computer, but when a guy tells him to shut up with added vulgarity ("Shut the fuck up!"), the angry kid becomes a "Furious German Man", which is in fact Adolf Hitler with a face pasted on his face. He later thrashes around the room, destroying everything in his path, until he starts dancing on the table.
In a parody of a scene from Falling Down, the G-man, armed with a shotgun, shows to two people an "electric cart" (a golf cart, in fact). But when the G-man shoots the "electric cart", the vehicle explodes and rolls downhill and later uphill. The old person gets a heart attack, but the G-man, trying to help, discovers that the man needs pills after the latter tells him through a sign that something is wrong with his heart and said that he needs pills. However, the G-man then asks where the pills are. The old man shows the direction of where the pill is, which is on the golf cart, and Louis later chases the cart to a pool of water.
Breen in World of WarcraftEdit
While sitting in a chair in a background containing numerous references to the Warcraft series, Dr. Breen later shouts, "What the fuck are you looking at?"
Mission: Rescue MagnussonEdit
Barney, acting as a sniper, is on the rooftop armed with a sniper rifle taking aim at two Combine soldiers who have held Arne Magnusson captive. As he is about to take a shot, however, he is distracted by a sign on a nearby building saying, "Hooray for boobies!". He unwittingly snipes the "boobies", causing them to fall on the captive, killing Magnusson and causing Barney, who flies off in anger, to fail his mission.
Credits and Post-CreditsEdit
Dr. Robotnik, riding on a penis-shaped hoverboard, rams and kills many people while singing to the tune of a song called Tomorrow I'llby Oiramapap In the post-credits, Francis' voice substitutes Batman's voice in a live scene from The Dark Knight. In this case, Batman hates vans but rides on a flying van. Later, however, he hits a concrete post and falls on top of the wrecked van.
1 is working in his shift inside the Citadel and on his computer, when he discovers DasBoSchitt is not working on Episode 4 and currently on vacation. Apparently annoyed, #1 proceeds to the vacation spot after hijacking a headcrab canister and demands that DasBoSchitt make Episode 4 (through a sign), to which the latter says no. Enraged, #1 drops the sign and holds his victim on gunpoint, to which DasBoSchitt performs a backflip kicking the handgun away from his captor's hands, but #1 eventually kicks him hard in the groin and demands that he continue making Episode 4.
Heavy on a BallEdit
A person is unable to concentrate on his work after the RED Heavy, who sits on a red ball, keeps bumping the table. Hiding his real objective, the person asks how much the ball costs, to which the Heavy replies, "It costs 400,000 dollars" (a quote from Meet the Heavy). The disturbed person pops the ball with a needle, causing the Heavy to fall on the floor, the Heavy gains revenge by pointing a minigun at the popper and killing him.
This skit is a reference to The Office, (Season 2, Episode 8: Preformace Review, DasBoSchitt used the sound clips from the episode, and the desks are set up in the same fashion as the episode.) where Dwight Schrute is on an exercise ball, and Jim Halpert asks him "How much is that?" then proceeds to pop it, causing Dwight to fall down. In The Office episode, however, the ball was blue, and not red.
Everybody Loves Francis - Skit 2 - Time ParadoxEdit
In the second instance Francis has been featured in a sarcastic role (the first being in the second episode), Arne Magnusson talks to him and Alyx and asks them how quick they can get to White Forest. In a sarcastic statement, Francis replies "long enough to know that you've got a pretty mouth", and decapitates Magnusson by kicking him with his foot going through the monitor. Alyx, shocked, calls a time paradox sending them to the very beginning of Half-Life 2, and Francis says that it's his fault... again.
A differently voiced Chuckles the Cheat, Odessa, and a citizen go to the fridge and take two bottles of Sunny D. Later then, Father Grigori arrives and checks the refrigerator but then discovers that his favorite drink has been stolen. In his anger, he throws out the drinks from the fridge. When Chuckles comes in, Grigori throws a refrigerator, eventually killing him (a chainsaw sound is heard), with the notice that says "Purple Stuph, If ya know what's good for ya."
Chuckles the Cheat - Part 1 - Trapped In an ElevatorEdit
The next skit goes through a retelling of what happened to Charles Olson (also known as Chuckles), when in the pilot episode Dr. Hax caught him hacking in a game of Counter-Strike: Source. It is later revealed that after recovering from his injuries from Dr. Hax's monitor strike and UberKleiner's bullets, he returns to get his computer from the same place, when the elevator is then stuck. Throughout the rest of the skit, it shows the viewer what Chuckles does inside the elevator, from creating a fire to attaching a (fake) headcrab on his head.
Alyx and Barney are playing a game of Wii Sports, when Barney scores a half-strike in a game of bowling and cheerfully dances. Aggravated, Alyx hurls her Wii Remote into the TV, which ricochets into Barney's left eye. Dr. Kleiner, oblivious to Alyx departing the room, is shocked when he discovers the remote embedded in Barney's eye.
Explosive Pain PillsEdit
In a zombie shootout, Bill throws an explosives at them, but Louis, thinking that the explosives were pain pills, falls for them. But soon, an explosion kills the zombies, and the former thinks Louis is dead, but to his surprise, he is alive, but headless. Later, when they are standing near a door, a headcrab latches onto Bill, and Louis grabs a submachine gun and kills the headcrab, leaving both now headless.
Chuckles the Cheat - Part 2 - Dr. Hax Strikes AgainEdit
Continuing from where Chuckles is banging himself on the elevator walls, the skit continues when he continues doing this. He finally finds a way to escape, by cheating using noclip , and he is able to get through the elevator doors. Unfortunately, Dr. Hax sees him do it, and after suddenly getting a surprised expression on his face, Chuckles is again hit by a telepathically-thrown monitor from Dr. Hax. As he crawls out the window, the monitor hits his leg and propels him outward, shattering the glass and sending him flying toward a pole.
The scene then returns to the same deep hole where Dr. Hax catapulted Chuckles inside a car. Inside, he hears Dr. Kleiner ask the same question he asked the player in the first episode, and answers no, but the lamp is spun and reveals a woman holding a sandwich. The woman talks and laughs manically (from a Quizno's commercial) , and at the same time, Chuckles' head explodes, but he wakes up in Dr. Kleiner's laboratory, realizing it was a dream after all. After thanking him however, Dr. Kleiner is revealed to be UberKleiner, and instantly kills Chuckles with a barrage of bullets.
Two weeks later, Chuckles deletes his hacks after his past experiences. Later, however, he tells that "this sucks."
Credits and Post-creditsEdit
During the credits, Dr. Breen is shown surfing over hills.
The final scene takes place in a cinema, with Dr Manhattan Watchmen on the big screen. At the end of the scene, where Manhattan's lower half is visible, Dr. Robotnik says "PINGAS!" repeatedly.
Copy and Paste This and Soon Bob Will Take Over YoutubeEdit
While working on the episode on his computer, DasBoSchitt, who is reading comments about his most recently posted video on YouTube, comes across a comment reading "This is Bob, copy and paste Bob and soon he will take over YouTube!". #1, who now shares the house with BoSchitt, then asks if he needs some help. BoSchitt declines, but #1 decides to help anyway and leaves the house.
At Location unknown, which is revealed to be the mysterious Bob's home, #1 storms the house carrying a crowbar. Bob grabs a handgun at the same time as #1 kicks through the door, but his aims fall on the door and he gets hit by the door and falls to the floor. #1 comes in and beats his victim with the crowbar; although Bob tries to defend himself, he is hit by a pot thrown by #1 and ends up on the river. #1 then gazes down as the screen fades.
Moments later, BoSchitt reads the newspaper and discovers that Bob is missing, but he immediately discovers that #1 has hung Bob. Furious, BoSchitt violently closes the door, which falls.
The RED Heavy finds a Sandvich in a big, blue dumpster and thus dives inside, making the dumpster shake as he consumes the sandvich. Moments later, a BLU Demoman peeks inside, but he is startled when the Heavy emerges, and punches him in the face. However, the Heavy is angered, and a grenade drops from the Demoman's ass. The Heavy, now agitated, becomes a cannibal and consumes the BLU Demoman, leaving his cadaver decapitated and spewing out blood, while saying "I am full of GANNLEMAN!" (Heavy's thick accent prevents him from pronouncing "Demoman" correctly.
The Boomer from Gears of WarEdit
Bill calls a Boomer by its name. Unaware that this Boomer is not from Left 4 Dead and a Boomer from Gears of War, the four Survivors are killed by a rocket fired from the Boomer.
Pet Peeves - Skit 1 - Two Women Blocking the WayEdit
In the skit's first appearance in the series which features Father Grigori, the situation involves Father Grigori himself shopping in a supermarket, and he comes across two women who are busy talking and are unaware that someone needs to pass. Grigori arms one woman's cart with a thruster using the Thruster tool, and when the woman is sent flying, people around the supermarket start to create panic and rioting.
Zeno Clash and PillsEdit
Characters from Zeno Clash appear here, with four beating one person as they demand from that person pills. The victim then throws a bottle of pills at them but Louis comes in and says "pills here!" and flies toward the victim, beating up the four captors before killing the owner of the pills by using his hand to get through his chest in order to get the pills. He consumes the pills, with the former owner trying to get it but Louis growls at him, not wanting to give it back.
Alyx gazes at a Quick-Draw Heavy arcade game in a computer room. She inserts a coin, grabs the gun, and the RED Heavy stands up, with a count to three. Alyx, having no idea what this is, winds up getting killed by the Heavy's Showdown, causing her to ram into Eli's computer. As she tries to do it again, a minor circuit break brings the count instantly to three and the Heavy again performs the Showdown. Irritated, Alyx finds a woman talking on the phone, and later sees a flashback of Chuckles using the "noclip" cheat.
Having devised a way in mind, Alyx steals the phone, activating a "slowmo" cheat. During the countdown, the Heavy malfunctions, but nevertheless the Heavy wins for the third time after Alyx kicks the machine again. After crashing into a shelf of monitors, Dr. Hax takes a peek, and Alyx, knowing that her motives have been discovered, flatly says "bullshit" as the same message from the end of the first episode appears ("don't use hax, fag. lol").
While watching Sesame Street and watching the Count counting the flowers, Francis, confused, points fingers at four flower pots in front of him. After the Count finishes counting, Francis, irritated, decides to go and take out the Count, with Bill calling Francis an idiot. However, while asleep, he is awoken by the sound of Francis' fists punching the Count on television.
Chuckles Escaping the Safe RoomEdit
Continuing from what happened with Chuckles at the end of the fourth episode, this skit continues a week after the HAX folder was deleted. While playing Counter-Strike: Source, Chuckles fails to get a kill. Meanwhile, a Hunter has been lying in wait behind him, and the two pounce on each other, missing completely with the Hunter pinning itself to the wall, as Chuckles has used the "noclip" cheat again. Dr. Hax follows him from behind as the screen fades to black and the credits roll.
Credits and Post-CreditsEdit
cs_office is shown being blown up during the credits.
The post-credits scene shows a cutscene from Silent Hill 3, with the reaction of Heather to Vincent describing her father Harry as a "pretty sneaky guy" being replaced with an outburst from The Tourettes Guy.
The GIB6 PremiereEdit
A cinema is shown to be showing The Gmod Idiot Box: Episode 6, and inside the cinema, the audience is waiting for the movie. Notable people in the audience include Bill and Francis, Dr. Hax, Charles, the RED Heavy, the Tank, Barney, Alyx, the Hunter, the Witch, #1 and DasBoSchitt. As the room is dimmed, a notice is given to turn off all mobile phones before the film begins. However, a person busy talking into the phone attracts the attention of #1 and DasBoSchitt, and the notice is added a "NOW" at the end of the notice, but the person is still ignorant. Soon, the notice showing that the Gravity Cat has not been amused appears, #1 knowing what's going to happen next hands DasBoSchitt a gas mask and the person previously talking to the phone finally stops.
Soon, the Gravity Cat floats in front of the audience and releases smoke that kills everyone except Dr. Hax, #1 and BoSchitt (thanks to #1's spare gas mask). Dr. Hax throws a monitor at the cat, knocking it down and the show finally begins, albeit with an audience of only three people.
"I'll Kill Em!"Edit
An apparently enraged person (Eddie, from Silent Hill 2) tells another man (James, from the same game) that if someone else makes fun of him, he will kill that person. But as he turns away, James asks him if he is going nuts. As a result, a freezeframe is displayed, where James' face has been replaced with the G-man's, and a title above his head says "DUMBASS." Enraged, Eddie fires his revolver, sending out lasers, and killing James. A "game over" screen appears, with a Heavy's voice saying, "You are dead. No big surprise."
Harmless Shenanigans - Skit 1 - The ClassroomEdit
Inside a classroom, the students are all listening to their teacher making a lecture (which is inaudible to the audience), except Chuckles, who daydreams instead. He later throws a pencil up into the ceiling, and the teacher, who catches him raising his hand, reprimands him until the pencil falls on her and directly strikes her head. Everyone, shocked, thrashes around, except Chuckles, who instead makes a shocked view while sitting down.
Which is the Real Francis?Edit
While Louis is deciding among two clones of Francis which one is the real Francis, he suggests that they both take the stairs, but after one of them agrees to do it, Louis reveals it to be a BLU Spy in disguise. Although the real Francis hates stairs, Louis tells him to proceed but he gets shot by Francis, who states "I hates Louis."
Headbutting 2 - Part 1Edit
A similar scene from the first episode shows the RED Scout headbutting a barrel.
PC vs Mac: Part 2Edit
PC has been packed with a bundle of trial software on his hard drives (as seen in his inflated appearance). But while Mac discusses about Apple products such as iTunes, iMovie, and iPhoto, the PC, enraged, shouts "iDON'T GIVE A SHIT" ,which is a reference to Tourettes guy, and explodes, killing Mac and destroying the white background, which is revealed to be set in a Garry's Mod map.
Pet Peeves - Skit 2 - Parking SpacesEdit
The second appearance of Pet Peeves features Father Grigori trying to move an improperly-parked car when he tries to park, as the parked car occupies two spaces of the parking lot. He decides to place a Zombie to startle the owner when he comes back, and it does succeed, though the car splashes down in the river. Grigori finally can park, but before he could do that, a crushed car falls on his head.
Headbutting 2 - Part 2Edit
A character from Zeno Clash tells that the RED Scout has his mind set up on headbutting things, but the character is killed when the barrel explodes.
Demoman in The MatrixEdit
A RED Demoman in shades enters the lobbyand has his bag scanned. When a security officer tries to talk to him, the Demoman ignores him, and instead pulls up a grenade while taunting, causing the officer to be knocked aside while the grenade flies. However, the grenade falls on the floor, and after a short pause, the security officer kills the RED Demoman. The Matrix lobby scene
Harmless Shenanigans - Skit 2 - The Smoke MufflerEdit
In the second appearance of this skit in the episode and in the series, Chuckles blocks the smoke muffler of a school bus from where he has disembarked. While laughting manically, he hides himself under the grass and watches the bus roll up, and start rolling down. He continues laughing until he notices too late children playing on the road with the bus rolling down faster, and when the pedestrians are killed (off-screen), a police car comes to arrest Chuckles.
Credits and Post-creditsEdit
The credits shows some production bloopers from the episode, which includes PC bouncing and the Scout headbutting in random directions.
The post-credits scene shows a person voiced over by the Scout's voice pointing a finger at another person on a ladder, with a Heavy voiceover. The Scout wants to eat the Heavy's sandwiches, but when the Scout holds the Heavy, he lets go of his hand when he thinks he has seen a Spy.
"Please don't spoil the movie... by not reading the video description."Edit
A person watches the fifth episode from his computer at his home. When the video is finished, he reads that the music is linked to the video description, and the person, possibly lazy to click on the link, enters a comment asking what the music is in the credits. Just as he presses the final button, #1 appears, and the person tries to run. He breaks through the glass and enters his car, but starting it takes too long before #1 appears, who breaks the glass, pulls the door away and throws his victim to the door. Again, the victim tries to enter, but entering takes long, so #1 kicks him, destroying the door.
In a last attempt to escape, the frightened person tries to call 911, but #1 grabs the phone and smacks it on his nose. The episode begins with the victim trying to recover from the phone's impact on his nose and with DasBoSchitt telling the viewers not to spoil the video by not reading the video description.
Everybody Loves Francis - Skit 3 - Cheering Up the WitchEdit
A Witch is sitting in a corner of a house, sobbing in the night. Zoey, meanwhile, arrives and cheers the Witch up by giving a snowcone. After the Witch calms down, Francis, standing from the inside of the house and near the door, hears the sobbing Witch and kicks the door with such force, startling the Witch who later attacks Zoey. Francis, meanwhile, tries to eat the snowcone while watching Zoey helplessly trying to defend herself from the startled Witch.
The skit closes with the usual "sponsored by" sub-skit, with a G-man ordering a "male enhancement", who later pushes his wife down the floor.
Meet the Spy - AbridgedEdit
The second film of the Abridged fictional series of skits in the Gmod Idiot Box, it shows a parody of the original Meet the Spy with the usual beginning. However, after the Spy asks everyone if they have seen a RED Spy in the BLU Base, the BLU Heavy eats his Sandvich, accidentally revealing the RED Spy's disguise and killing him, as the Sandvich is also his head. While everyone else in the room is shocked, the Heavy nevertheless eats the Sandvich, and when the "dead" Sniper tries to talk, the Soldier instead vomits on him.
Pyro and a CowEdit
While a RED Pyro is standing near a cow with a fire axe on his hand, Bill's head suddenly pops out and surprises the Pyro, sending him running.
Harmless Shenanigans - Skit 3 - The PackageEdit
Chuckles places a burning package in front of Dr. Kleiner's doorway; the latter, surprised, is shocked and tries to take it off while Chuckles laughs under the grass. However, the package explodes, destroying the doorway and sending Kleiner to a bottomless pit. Chuckles, surprised, gazes down the pit, but UberKleiner appears and kills Chuckles with his weapon.
E3 2009 Microsoft Press Conference - The Bottom of an Avatar ShoeEdit
The scene is a parody from the E3 2009 Microsoft Press Conference ("Have you ever wondered what the bottom of an avatar shoe looks like? Well, BAM, there it is!") where they show what the 360 Avatar can do and the speaker tries to do the same thing.
Boomer Pukes Out of RangeEdit
A Boomer sneaks in front of the four Survivors talking to each other, and when he tries to surprise them, he vomits bile out of range. Embarrassed, he runs off, and the Survivors laugh at him. He is hopeless until his friend, the Smoker, pushes him off a cliff and uses his tongue to catapult the Boomer closer to the Survivors. The plan succeeds, and the Boomer vomits on all four Survivors.
In a scene parodying the film Watchmen, the blue superhero, Doctor Manhattan, is portrayed to be invulnerable to almost anything. When he is inside a garage however, he triggers an alarm that causes Dr. Hax to suddenly appear from the shadows. Manhattan, fearing for the last time, is hit by a monitor, and is revealed to be Chuckles in disguise.
A woman is using a computer. A few seconds later, a man catches her by surprise, causing her to freak out and destroy the computers.
The parody of a Wassup commercial in 2008 that endorsed Barack Obama for presidency features characters from Left 4 Dead while following the same scene.
Credits and Post CreditsEdit
Production bloopers, as with all other episodes, are shown in the credits.
The final scene shows a World of Warcraft player riding a tiger before showing Mr. T gets hit by a computer.
#1 Storms the Youtube HeadquartersEdit
The intro begins with #1, browsing on Youtube. He reads a notice that says "Youtubers are getting a new assfuck!", and a few seconds later, BoSchitt's channel layout got changed permanently and #1 was afraid that BoSchitt might kick him out of his friends list. He then gets out of the house with anger and heads to the YouTube HQ. But meanwhile, BoSchitt was driving his car and was angry when a woman riding a bicycle is cutting him off. #1 arrives at the HQ. He hits the elevator button and hitting it with the crowbar continuously until the elevator door opens. He then gets in, with Renamon. When #1 stares at her, Renamon then humps #1's head until the elevator stops on the floor and kills her. He heads to the office and grabs the YouTube C.E.O and pushes him into a wall and demands to change BoSchitt's channel layout back, but then realized that every YouTube channel will be switched to the new clusterfuck format and drops him. The HQ then takes his knife out but eventually is hit by #1's crowbar and falls down to DasBoSchitt's car, with BoSchitt and a woman freaked out. When he lands on BoShitt's car, he and the woman freak out as the YouTube C.E.O is later revealed to be UberKleiner and blasts them with lasers.
I Eat Your Force-A-NatureEdit
The skit shows two scouts, one RED and the other BLU. The RED Scout taunts the BLU Scout and then takes his Force-A-Nature and eats it. The RED Scout then laughs at him and taunts him for his loss. Enraged, the BLU Scout punches him, which triggers the Force-A-Nature inside the RED Scout's stomach and skyrockets him into the sky. Unfortunately, he then gets chopped into pieces by the propeller of a helicopter a RED Heavy is piloting. The remains of the RED Scout fall next to the BLU Scout followed by his Force-A-Nature dropping right beside him. The RED Heavy then cries out "Oh, this is bad!".
PC vs. Mac: Part 3Edit
PC then sees Mac and his clones and asks how can he clone himself. Mac says that he has a new feature that makes a copy of him every hour. When PC notices that it is almost 1 minute until 4.00, he then grabs his button and pushes it. The button summon's a truck and hit's Mac and the clones. Then a Mac copy spawns and is hit by a bumper car.
The scene shows Louis and Francis seeing Ellis on the floor. Francis then pokes him and said that he need to get his ass back up here, and when he does so, he smiles and gone crazy. Francis runs away from Ellis, but Louis has been caught by him and Ellis then chases Francis. Zoey saw copy papers and picked it up with joy, but when Francis interrupts her, Zoey was then hit by Ellis. Francis keep running but then trips on a teddy bear, with Ellis behind him. He runs to a door but was caught by Ellis, but then got hit by a door when Bill kicks it. He carries Renamon and throws it at Ellis, humping him. Francis thanked Bill for the help. When Ellis was seen dead, he then smiles with an "END?" message.
- Switch to Dr. Hax*
- Switch to Gravity Cat*
It then jumps to Ellis saying his line from the Survival Guide trailer. Bill then says okay. He then asks Ellis if he can spare Bill a health kick, but declined. So Bill shoots Ellis on the head with a shotgun with the "END" message, with a fart sound.
"Will It Craft?"Edit
The skit shows a parody of "Will It Blend?" and an Engineer was shown blending a revolver but the blender exploded and go to his head(which is a new hat) and fell down with the message "Yes, it crafts!"
Sonic and B-17 BomberEdit
Sonic gets blown by an B-17 Bomber.
2 Girls 1 CupEdit
A Smoker was with a Boomer, who search on the computer and typed "2girls1cup.com". Then when they see it, the Smoker and the Boomer got disgusted and vomited on the computer and got destroyed by zombies. The Smoker then hits the Boomer but eventually spewed vomit, attracting the zombies.
A parody from Fred. Fred then goes to the doctor but then was hit by a buggy and smashed through the window far away into the train on a subway. When the train stops, he then gets out from it, but eventually got hit by a bus, with the song "What is Love" playing. Then the voice is heard that says "Do the barrel roll!. The bus then struck to the building. Fred then meet the doctor.
When he was checked by the doctor, he then hits Fred's balls with a wrench a few times. Fred was then on his home and get scared. He begins to talk, saying that it wasn't that bad, At the end he says "Peace out, Home Dog, And after shows DOG punching him. The credits then starts rolling.
The final scene shows 2 guys watching Spiderman in a cinema. When some bad guys almost kills the woman, they got caught by Spiderman's web. When the woman looks at Spiderman, the guy watching says "TITS"(the voice from L4D2 character Nick) repeatedly, with Dr Robotnik commanding to him to "silence!"
9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9Edit
The intro begins with DasBoSchitt successfully uploading GMIB8 to YouTube. #1 enters the room, getting his attention. Irritated, DasBoSchitt pushes away his chair, turns to #1 and raises his finger. The expression on his face changes when he sees #1, who is holding a sign. The poster for 9 is on this sign, and #1 repetitively says "nine". DasBoSchitt and #1 go to the movies to see 9, which #1 finds hilarious. Another day, when DasBoSchitt is watching TV, #1 asks him to go to the movies to see District 9 in the same manner as before. #1 also finds District 9 hilarious. This repeats for the films Nine, House of 9, The Nines, Session 9, Nine Queens, Cloud Nine (which makes him vomit) and finally $9.99. After an entire month of nines, DasBoSchitt attempts to work on Episode 9, but can only think about #1 saying 'nine' and laughing. Seemingly mad, DasBoSchitt bashes his head on the keyboard, somehow creating a full video before being knocked unconscious. #1 enters, sits down and plays the video. Pleased, he clicks upload.
The City 17 CarnivalEdit
Coach enters City 17 and sees a carnival in the square, complete with balloons, shooting galleries and strength tests. He also sees a 'you must be this tall' sign. To his left is a disgruntled Jockey who asks Coach for some help. Realising that everything costs money, and having only $30 available he refuses the Jockey. Unwilling to give up, the jockey rides Coach through the carnival, first buying a balloon for $1, then spending another $5 to toss a ball at some bottles, missing. $5 is spent at the shooting gallery, where the Jockey misses the bottles and hits Renamon with the air rifle, and $5 more is spent on the strength test, which the jockey launches Coach at, winning. Next, both Coach and the Jockey can be seen in a boat in a tunnel - the Tunnel of Love - which displeases Coach as another $5 is lost. The Jockey then takes Coach to the Splasher, but upon reaching the line discovers that Coach is a dollar short of the entry fee, $10. Having released Coach, the Jockey then took control of a freaked out and rich Rochelle. For some reason, while on the Splasher, Rochelle and the Jockey got hit by Francis on a bumper car.
In a parody of the Puppet Pals skit from Dexter's Laboratory, Two Team Fortress 2 character puppets: a RED Engineer on the left, posing as Puppet Pal Clam; and a RED Scout on the right, posing as Puppet Pal Mitch; approach each other. The Scout asks his Engineer friend to guess what day it is, who guesses it's 'Bonk! day'. However, the Engineer was rebuked by the RED Scout, who turns out to be a BLU Spy. The Spy corrects him by saying today is "Garbage Day" (obviously referencing the infamous line from Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2). The Engineer then says, "I don't get it-", only for the Spy to blow off his head with a revolver.
This is What I DoEdit
A Counter Strike character is leaning back in his chair watching tv. On the screen is a dancing Boomer. The song 'I Sit on You' by Tim and Eric starts playing and the Boomer drops from the ceiling, crushing both the man and his TV. The Boomer then sits in the middle of a Counter Strike battlefield amidst dead bodies, before sitting on Santa's lap. He then starts bouncing in front of a RED Sniper, blocking his shot, sitting on Zoey, sitting on a Charger and then sitting on top of Dr Hax's head. The Boomer finally bounced into a hole on a TF2 map, exploding and killing the entire RED Team. The Boomer is launched out of the hole after the dust settles to continue his bouncing spree.
Just a Gutless FatsoEdit
A girl (as Laura from Silent Hill 2) is sitting on a table next to Eddie (see Episode 6), who is eating a burger. She asks him if he commited robbery or murder. He states that he did nothing like that, still eating his burger, to which she responds by calling him a gutless fatso. Enraged, he points at her and she is flung through the wall into the street. James wants to go after her, but still mad, Eddie refuses. James then says that this town is full of monsters and asks how Eddie can just sit there. Before he can continue, Eddie turns his head and has the sad face (seen in Episodes 3 and 6) attached to his head. This expression on Eddie's face is enough to silence his friend.
Alyx Vance is shown repetitively respawning in the same spot where she is killed by a submachine gun.
Coach approaches a wall and drops his fly to urinate. He comes to the sudden realisation he has Gonorrhea, and instead of peeing emits a large burst of flame. A section of wall in front of Coach is destroyed, revealing Nick at a computer, now a charred corpse. Angry, Nick warns Coach not to do that again, lest he be buried alive. Coach cannot hold it in and an explosion of fire destroys the entire building. Nick buries Coach alive, with Coach giving the finger afterwards.
In a scene from Half Life 2 at Black Mesa East, Alyx gets the Gravity Gun for Gordon, who is scratching his rear end. Upon revealing that the Gravity Gun is handy for clearing minefields, a green army man is identified as a newcomer named Sarge. Sarge announces that he needs a sweeper before plucking the Gun from Alyx's hands. He goes out back to a minefield and tosses the Gravity Gun, shouting 'sweep!' Realising it had no effect, Sarge once again states that he needs a sweeper before running into the field and being blown up.
"I'm enjoying a treat Derrick!"Edit
Parodying one of BalloonShop's videos, one Metrocop (Alex) is sitting on a chair, looking happy with a package in his hand. A second cop appears, Derrick, which angers Alex. Derrick falls over next to Alex before saying "I look like a hush Puppy". Alex is irritated further as Derrick tells him that he likes to pretend to be a Hush Puppy, and even say "hey!' a lot. Alex shouts out that he is enjoying a treat, to which Derrick responds by asking him to share and accidentally knocking the treat into the water. Enraged and shouting "DERRICK!", Alex explodes, destroying Japan somehow, making a large crater and turning Derrick into a charred corpse. A Resistance fighter enters the crater, wondering what they were doing, and being shot by Alex's head. Then, Agustus Cole from Gears of War appears stating that "everybody wants to see the Train, baby" before Alex shoots a baby at him. Derrick's corpse speaks, once again angering Alex before the credits start rolling.
The closing scene comes from The Apprentice, where Sharon Osborne is fired. After receiving the news, her voice is replaced with a deep male voice saying "FUCK."
As DasBoSchitt is about to publish his latest video, #1 asks him to get some more milk, because he just ran out. DasBoSchitt initially declines, but #1 promises to take care of the computer, so he sets out. Meanwhile, #1 plays Counter-Strike and backstabs a player, finding it hilarious. The player threatens to find out where #1 lives and kill him, prompting the latter to set up a trap at the front door. DasBoSchitt returns with the groceries, but ends up triggering the trap, killing him.
A RED Demoman shoots grenades everywhere, forcing the BLU team to run for cover. The BLU soldier calls for help, and a BLU Sniper shows up. He shoots, but the Demoman manages to dodge the bullet. As he gloats about his success, a BLU Scout shoots the Demoman, who gains the Ullapool Caber and rises from the dead later on.
Old Spice ParodyEdit
A man says that the Old Spice body wash doesn't block body odor for 16 hours. The Demoman gets enraged and punches the right side of the screen, only for the arm to loop around the screen and punch his head off, scaring the man next to him.
Poker with MaxEdit
The Heavy plays poker with Max, who couldn't stop telling stories. The Heavy attempts to hit a button under the table to kill Max, but continuously misses. Max is then killed by a crusher, and Wheatley witnesses the entire event and comments about it, much to the Heavy's chagrin.
Meet the Fat SpyEdit
The Fat Spy sits still for a few seconds, tries to talk about himself, and then breaks his chair due to his weight.
Mario vs. BowserEdit
Bowser captures Princess Peach while piloting a robot, and a noticably fed up Mario turns down a nearby star in favor for a gun and shoots Bowser, destroying the robot. Princess Peach throws the cake at Mario and runs into the alley, where she gets kidnapped again. Mario loses it and punches Princess Peach in the face. After a few seconds of silence, Bowser asks to play baseball, which Mario happily accepts.
Heavy and WheatleyEdit
In a continuation of the first part of the sketch, the Heavy threatens to kill Wheatley. Wheatley calls for a turret to point at the Heavy, who takes back his initial threat.
PC vs. Mac: Part 4Edit
A disguised PC tells Mac saying that there is spyware everywhere; he offers a disguise to Mac, who, not worrying about spyware and viruses, declines. PC notices the Fat Spy approaching the two and flees. As the Spy closes in, the automated cart breaks down, much to his dismay.
Astronauts Playing SoccerEdit
Two astronauts decide to play soccer on, but due to very little gravity, the soccer ball doesn't fall when an astronaut kicks it.
Fat Spy... AgainEdit
As the Fat Spy tries to move his automated cart, he pulls off the handle and crushes the Mac.
Scout plays MinecraftEdit
As the Scout finishes his structure, a resurrected Demoman takes his revenge and destroys the Scout's building. Meanwhile, the Scout tries to relax by watching the Nyan Cat video, but gets killed by UberKleiner's most annoying sound within the video.
The Heavy gets the Ambassador revolver from the Engineer, and he notices that the Demoman is acting a bit strangely while playing poker with the others, so the Heavy shoots the Demoman, who turns out to be a disguised BLU Spy.
A(n Un)pleasant Surprise for AlyxEdit
As Eli descends from the sky, Alyx is amazed to find out that he's alive and well. Chuck Testa (seen as an Engineer) says otherwise, much to her shock.
A Leap of Faith?Edit
As an astronaut jumps off a skyscraper, he reflects on what Cave Johnson told him. The astronaut summons Repulsion Gel with his mind, but falls to the ground without bouncing off. Cave Johnson shows up, holding a canister of paint above his head, laughing, much to the puzzlement of the group watching the video.
Team Fortress 2 is Free... ForeverEdit
The Spy hears that Team Fortress 2 is free to play, much to his amazement. He prepares for a match and stabs everybody while disguised as a Medic, drops his knife on the Sniper, plugs his knife in the nozzle of the Engineer's sentry, and backstabs a bomb while driving a forklift. His killing spree is cut short when he runs into an army of Pyros, who burn him.
Harmless Shenanigans - Skit 4 - Got your nose!Edit
During a match of Counter-Strike, a bored Chuckles does the "Got your nose" trick to an elderly civilian, who dies of a heart attack. Another elderly civilian sees the dead civilian and dies the same way, causing a chain reaction. Dr. Hax witnesses the entire event and points out that it's impossible to have 10 kills and 0 deaths before telepathically throwing a monitor at Chuckles. Dr. Hax kicks the Counter terrorist to restart the match.
Shortly after the incident, #1 drags DasBoSchitt's body and drives him to a hospital, running over a drunken Renamon, who vomits.
It's been over a year!Edit
As #1 sits by the computer, the clock strikes 12, making the latest Gmod Idiot Box video a year ago. He tries to wake up DasBoSchitt into making another episode, but the latter declines. #1 is about to kill DasBoSchitt when he remembers that DasBoSchitt smacked his face on the keyboard, which made a complete episode in Episode 9, so he pulls DasBoSchitt from his bed and drops a wrecking ball on him, making another episode. A noticably groggy DasBoSchitt publishes the episode.
Garry's Mod 13 Available!Edit
Coach stuffs a burger in his mouth, but the announcement of Garry's Mod 13 causes his torso to disappear, emptying his body and driving Coach to suicide.
PC Vs. Mac: Part 5Edit
PC decides to play a game called "Choose a Vista", and states that he should spend a lot of money for a version which has a lot of stuff he doesn't need, or too little for a version which doesn't do anything at all. Mac says he has one version with all the stuff he needs, which PC says is boring. He presses a button, causing the wheel to grow blades and hit the Mac, with his arm pointing at the Linux.
Mass Effect TV TimeEdit
The Starchild and Wrex are watching TV, with Wrex channel surfing. The Starchild tells Wrex to choose a channel, only to get punched off the couch. The Starchild summons a Reaper, which crushes the satellite dish.
Chuckles sneaks a thumbtack as the G-man sits down, causing him to explode. The police crash in and beat Chuckles.
Halo meets Half-LifeEdit
Captain Keys drags his key on the side of a Warthog and Master Chief catches him at gunpoint. Captain Keys defends himself by scratching Master Chief's visor, causing him to collapse and complain, much to the puzzlement of a soldier witnessing the entire scene. Meanwhile, an Arbiter tells a random citizen that he does cocaine, a la Metalocalypse, causing the citizen to scream in terror, along with the Arbiter.
Disproportionate Retribution Hits Chuckles... Again.Edit
A drunken Renamon trips and falls over Chuckles. The police drag the body and proceed to beat Chuckles.
Everybody Loves Francis - Skit 4 - Safe RoomEdit
While Francis pushes a car blocking the way to a safe house, a Hunter is about to pounce on Rochelle when a Tank gives away the Hunter's position, prompting Rochelle to hide and clog the barricade. The Hunter loses it and yells at the Tank. Francis overhears this and, as the two are about to patch things up, throws a soda can at the Tank and puts the blame on the Hunter. The Tank punches the Hunter, sending him flying to the car and knocking it out of the way, and gets kicked out for team killing. Francis drives a lawn mower nto the safe house sign and causes the audience to laugh.
A group of kids are having Trix cereal when Robbie the Rabbit shoots them with a Tommy (Wiseau) Gun.
Do the Harlem Shake-- NO!!Edit
Tinky-Winky is dancing to the Harlem Shake when Isaac stomps on him.
TF2 Skit Required!Edit
As the credits roll, a message interrupts and says that the episode requires a TF2 Skit. A misshapen Heavy gets hit by a Sandvich and spazzes around.
Aftermath of the Face ReplacementEdit
After getting his new face, DasBoSchitt posts a photo of his face on r/gmod. After some time has passed, a user downvotes the photo, prompting #1 to slam a blender onto BoSchitt's head, reverting it back to his old one in the process, and give him an ice bag for a hat. After celebrating, DasBoSchitt buys some alcohol from Barney, who, not believing that the customer is the man himself with a different face based on the ID, jails him for supposed identity theft.
Axe Body WashEdit
A RED Spy prepares for his date with the BLU Scout's mom by spraying himself with AXE body wash, only for it to spray an actual axe onto his face, much to the BLU Scout's delight. Angry, the RED Spy throws the canister, which explodes and lodges several axes into the BLU Scout, who feebly cries, "Medic..."
Even Hackers Have StandardsEdit
A BLU team, consisting of a Heavy, Demoman, and Scout, force a RED Heavy to cover; he calls for help in vain, thanks to his teammates struggling to choose a hat. Meanwhile, the player, Dennis the Douchebag, presses a button attached to the computer, causing the Heavy to step out through the shed, kick the payload to his opponents, and crash the game in the process. Chuckles the Cheat, who's playing on the BLU Team, throws his monitor at Dennis, cutting his hand off in the process. Dennis restores his hand giving the finger, and Dr. Hax throws a monitor at Dennis, poking him in the eye. Chuckles the Cheat flies after Dennis after the latter throws his phone at him.
Counter-Strike, Meet Max Payne.Edit
A group of counter-terrorists encounter a drunken Max Payne, who shoots a counter-terrorist in the crotch. He breaks his hip from a dramatic dive and dies from a pain pill overdose. Another counter-terrorist runs in and teabags Max Payne.
Mario jumps on a switch to detonate a castle, only to push it up and land on an ! switch, sending him flying and landing on the wire. Luigi presses the switch, and the castle nails Mario into the ground, causing Luigi to laugh evilly.
PC vs. Mac: Part 6Edit
PC tries to give Judith Mossman a PC suited for her, eliminating the other PCs and Mac in the process. When Mossman says she wants a PC that doesn't crash, get a virus, or give her headaches, PC immediately punches her in the face, muttering, "You stupid bitch" under his breath.
Heavy Plays Minecraft!Edit
The Heavy punches a tree to get wood, but breaks his fingers.
The Problem with DoorsEdit
A man flees from a group of zombies and runs into a door, knocking him out in the process. He runs into two more doors, with the third one killing him.
Freeman, You are the Father.Edit
Dr. Kleiner, host of TV show Kleiny, states that Gordon Freeman is the father of his and Chell's baby, leading to a silent heated argument between the two, which culminates with Freeman throwing the couch upwards with Chell on it. The couch crushes her first, and falls on Kleiner.
Hacker vs. HackerEdit
Chuckles finds Dennis reading a newspaper and throws his monitor at it, removing the disguise. Dennis then summons the Furious German Man, who destroys Chuckles' monitors and dances before disappearing. He presses another button on his phone, throwing Dr. Magnusson at Chuckles. Dennis runs off and runs into Dr. Hax, armed with a banhammer. Dr. Hax hits Dennis, passing by Chuckles, who teleports to the other side and kicks him upwards. Dr. Hax teleports into Dennis' trajectory and hammers him to the ground; he activates the ban option and bans Dennis for a month. Chuckles thanks Dr. Hax and offers to shake hands with him, but Dr. Hax retrieves his banhammer and taps Chuckles with it, banning him too. He decides to lighten Chuckles' punishment by shortening his ban to a week.
|Gmod Idiot Box by DasBoSchitt|
| Episodes: 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8|
Segments: Pet Peeves · Everybody Loves Francis · Harmless Shenanigans?
Characters: DasBoSchitt · #1 · Charles Olson · Dr. Hax · UberKleiner · Gravity Cat · Minor characters