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Elmer (J. Fapp) is one of the main characters. He is usual trying to clarify that his name is Elmer and is often seen eating a baby carcass, or whatever is in front of him. He was first introduced in the episode Field Trips. Elmer has weird desires (such as potatoes and cream corn, the former he claims "smells like Jesus") and hobbies (such as eating carcasses and other things like keyboards or even chairs, and eating everyone he is nice to). For some reason, he likes to go to nail salons to have his nails painted (Elliot Goes Camping) and could have feminine tendencies. He once had a crush on the lunch lady (Mondays) and tried to hook up with her, but to no avail. These features are what makes him unique from other characters in the series. Rather like Brandon, he changes his voice (Field Trips) and could be acting and is really an angry person who hates idiocy. He has been known to snap at Elliot several times for making bad jokes (Field Trips) and for being oblivious (Elliot Goes Camping.)

he is currently working on multiple projects under the production studio ECLPFPS and is also collaborating with furflyer a youtube machinima maker in association with dragon claw studios. the voice actor of elmer shaner ramone is available for contact at a google plus account :https://plus.google.com/u/0/116343932974626545353/posts

Elmer

Elmer

Trivia[]

  • Clothes that Elmer wore:
  1. Pilot: N/A
  2. Pep Rallis: N/A
  3. Field Trips: A red plaid jacket and a black HALO 3 T shirt
  4. Mondays: A blue plaid jacket and a white Sonic the Hedgehog T shirt
  5. 25 Steps: Same as Field Trips
  • Elmer is often the one (along with Brandon and Mr. Higglesworth) who hurts Jimbo.
  • On 25 Step on How to be Elmer, it is shown that Elmer Has a crush on Mr. Cool
  • His ragdoll is Father Gregori.

Quotes[]

"My Name's ELMER!!! Elmer J. Fapp!"

(to the Lunch Lady) "You may have met a lot of people in your life, but you ain't ever met anyone like Elmer!"

(after school is destroyed) "Do it again! I wasn't looking!"

"My name's ELMER, DAMN IT!"

"I sold it, For 10 bananas!"

"My name rhymes with vagina!!

Crabcore Kid: "Crabs give me stiffies." Elmer: "Just Like Potatoes!"

(to Xavior) "My ear's a homosexual."

(to Elliot) "GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, SCUMBAG oh oh oh, oh i mean uh... MY NAMES ELMER BAHAHAHAHAHAHA ha"

(Sneaks up to Mr. Higglesworth) "My name's... Elmer!" (Moves away like a tomb)

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